The 100 All-Time Paw-tastic Dog Puns

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Looking for a collection of funny dog puns that will leave you howling? These pet puns are paw-sitively ridiculous yet undeniably great. They are perfect for cards, social media captions, or simply putting a smile on someone’s face. There’s something for everyone in our list of the 100 ulti-mutt dog puns below.

Short Dog Puns

Short, sweet and silly, these one-liners are pawsitively perfect.

Howl you doing?
Paw-lease!
Fur-ever friends.
Bone Appetit.
Ruff day.
Fur sure!
Pawsome.
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Having a ball.
Anything is paw-sible.
I love you, fur real.
Living the pug life.
We have the ulti-mutt friendship.
I shih tzu not
You have the corg-key to my heart.

Funny Dog Puns

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Want to make someone laugh? Try working one of these into a conversation.

My dog really digs playing with bones!
Don’t stop retrieving.
Collie me maybe?
Quit hounding me.
I’m one classy mother pupper.
Let’s raise the woof.
Collar? I hardly even know her!
You look fetching.
You’re such a mal-tease.
See you on the bark side.
Pardon the inter-ruff-tion.
Did you have a ruff day?
This place feels fur-miliar.
My dog’s the best branch manager.
They won’t bring the ball back, they said it’s too far-fetched.
This is appawling.
I’m paw-ssionate about dogs.
Quit hounding me!
I’ll collie you later.

Inspiring Dog Puns

Paws and breath, these puns are a reminder that you’ve got this.

Nothing mutters as much as you.
This is the paw-fect opportunity.
Anything is paw-sible.
Be paw-sitive.
We’re friends fur-ever.

Celebration Dog Puns

Whether there’s a dog lover's birthday, anniversary, or other event coming up, these puns are great for cards and celebrations.

Happy Anni-fur-sary.
Thanks fur everything.
Happy Bark-day!
It’s the leash I can do!
I’m mutts about you!
Where’s the paw-ty?
Happy birthday my paw-some friend.
Have a paw-sitively excellent birthday!

Holiday Dog Puns

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Have some seasonal fun with these Paw-liday puns.

Merry Christmutts!
Happy Howlidays.
Santa Paws is coming to town.
Deck the Paws.
Happy Paw-lidays.
Santa’s little yelper.
Paws for the holidays.
Dachshund through the snow.
Happy Howl-oween.

Dog Breed Puns

Looking for a breed-specific pun?

What are scientists' favourite dog breeds? Labs.
Why does your dog look sad? Don’t worry, he’s just a little melan-collie.
That was a mastiff waste of time!
The dalmatian was hiding so as not to be spotted.
Dachshunds prefer to be in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.
That is mind beagle-ing!
I love to spend my spare time labra-doodling.
That dog’s not fat, they are just husky.
He’s Great Dane-gerous!

Dog Pun Jokes

Looking for a laugh? Take a paws and enjoy these jokes.

What’s a dog's favourite film? Harry Pawter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.
What do you call a dog who can pick a lock? A Corg-key!
What’s a dog's favourite action film? Jurassic Bark.
What did the dalmatian say after dinner? “That really hit the spot!”
What’s a dog's favourite band? The Beagles.
What was the sale at the pet store? Buy one get one flea!
What’s a dog's favourite actress? Sarah Jessica Barker.
Who is the best dog detective? Sherlock Bones
What does Dracula own? A bloodhound.
What’s your dog’s favourite album? Bark Side of the Moon.
What do dogs eat at the cinema? Pupcorn.
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
What’s a dog’s favourite coffee shop? Starbarks (the pug-kin spice latte is a big hit!)

Punny Dog Names

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To round off we’ve listed some of our favourite dog pun names. These are creative, clever, and inspired by many well-known stars from all walks of life, so there’s something on this list for everyone. If you want a unique name for your new puppy, this list is the place to start.